4 of the Weirdest Traffic Laws Known to Man

Let’s take a look at some of the strangest laws from around the U.S. and examine their logic.

4 of the Weirdest Driving Laws Known to Man

Some traffic laws are a pain — the speed limit on that back road across town, or a newly installed “No Right on Red” down the street — but there’s usually a good reason for having them.


There are a number of traffic laws out there, however, that just don’t seem to make any sense. Here are a few of the weirdest (in our estimation). Though they sound too crazy to be true, these in fact are actual laws that are still in effect.

No carrying a minor on top of your car

OK, first up: according to Oregon state law, it’s illegal to transport a minor on top of a vehicle. Sounds reasonable, but why on earth would that law need to be passed in the first place?

Here’s the text:

A person commits the offense of carrying a minor on an external part of a motor vehicle if the person carries any person under 18 years of age upon the hood, fender, running board or other external part of any motor vehicle that is upon a highway.

Are parents really putting their kids on the hood of the car? Actually, the main reason the law was passed was to simply prevent kids from riding in the back of flatbed trucks. Alaska has a similar law for dogs, so maybe there’s something to it.

The law goes on to state that carrying a minor on top of a vehicle is not an offense if it’s for a parade, if the minor has a hunting license, or if they’re strapped down like lumber.

You can read the full text of the law here.

No driving around town with dirty tires

In Minnetonka, Minnesota, driving a vehicle with dirty tires is considered a “public nuisance.”

The following are declared to be nuisances affecting public peace, safety and general welfare . . . a truck or other vehicle whose wheels or tires deposit mud, dirt, sticky substances, litter or other material on any street or highway.

Luckily for Minnetonkans, this law is primarily directed at construction vehicles. There isn’t much background available on why they chose to be that specific, but if a skip loader left trails of tar and rubble along the road outside your house, you might be tempted to say something too. The same law requires that wood be kept neatly stacked — but that doesn’t mean the police are going to inspect your fireplace.

Check out the full text here.

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No parking in front of Dunkin’ Donuts

South Berwick, Maine, is host to one of the strangest traffic laws we’ve come across: you can’t park in front of Dunkin’ Donuts. What? But before you get Congress on the phone, here’s some context:

No person shall park a vehicle at any time upon any of the streets or parts of streets described: . . . Main St. (West) In front of Dunkin’ Donuts to a point 25 feet south . . .

It’s not that South Berwick officials have anything against Dunkin’. The law only states that cars aren’t allowed to park in front of that specific Dunkin’ Donuts.

We’re guessing this has more to do with the location than the business that resides there. But, as it turns out, the next closest Dunkin’ Donuts is 9 miles away, in a different city. So technically, it is illegal to park in front of any Dunkin’ Donuts in South Berwick.

Read the full text here.

No spilling salt on the street

According to a Hermosa Beach, California, law, it’s illegal to spill salt on the road. Pepper is fine.

It is unlawful for any person to spill, pour, drop or place . . . upon any asphalt or bituminous pavement . . . any salt, rock salt, common salt, salt brine, acid, chemical, broken glass . . .

No twist here. They won’t prosecute over a pinch, but enough salt could potentially damage the pavement, and Hermosa Beach ain’t havin’ that.

See the full text here.

Really, most traffic laws, as silly as they may seem, do have some logic behind them — some more obvious than others. It’s fun to marvel at the goofiness of them, but the fact is that you probably won’t get a ticket for driving through a bit of mud in Minnetonka.

However, you will get a ticket (or worse) if you drive down an Oregon highway with a minor on top of your car. Just to be clear.

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16 Responses to “4 of the Weirdest Traffic Laws Known to Man”

  1. Avatar for Anthony Larsen
    February 26, 2013 #

    Let me know the day you get a cracked windshield from someone's dirty tires… oh and your insurance wont cover it! Just sayin' :)

    • Avatar for Anthony Larsen
      May 1, 2013 #

      It's illegal to drive and pick your nose in Singapore: http://www.deadseriousnews.com/singapore-to-prosecute-nose-picking-drivers/

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      Elisa San Giovanni
      July 12, 2013 #

      Believe me, it has happened. My BFF & I were driving on the highway and a BIG, heavy duty construction dump truck was in front of us. Where ever this pebble initially came from, I don't think it mattered, we could see it, as it was hurled out from under the revolving, back right tire. This small pebble hit the upper right corner of the windshield and cracked it, horizontally. Considering the speed and force on impact, anything minutley larger would hve branched the entire windshield and/or gone through it. Imagine the personal scenario between us. Faster than a blink of an eye, we see this flying at us, hear the initial impact then hear the crack and watch it crack the length–in about 5 seconds. YES it happens and more than you think (everybody you).

      • Avatar for Anthony Larsen
        January 26, 2014 #

        Stay back 200 ft or more its a dump truck

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      Justin Case
      December 31, 2013 #

      It happens everyday Marty. Along with the mud in the tires comes pepples which become projectiles flying at top speed usually headed for some unsuspecting windshield.

  2. Avatar for Anthony Larsen
    July 16, 2013 #

    I grew up in the back of a truck. That's the nature of farm work. Hauling hay and such.

  3. Avatar for Anthony Larsen
    August 20, 2013 #

    I grew up directly north of Minnetonka, and i can attest that most of the people living in towns that border Lake Minnetonka are off in their own world. I am actually not surprised by it at all.

  4. Avatar for Anthony Larsen
    Michael Auth
    September 28, 2013 #

    It is still against the law in Illinois for a motor vehicle to be driven at night without a person preceding it, on foot, with a lantern to warn horses.
    We could probably eliminate 40% of our traffic laws if someone did a review for relevance.

  5. Avatar for Anthony Larsen
    September 29, 2013 #

    Just wondering what other laws are out there that I don't know about in other states. Feels like I need to study before my next family road trip.

    • Avatar for Anthony Larsen
      February 1, 2014 #

      Joann, here in Ct it is illegal to drive barefoot!

  6. Avatar for Anthony Larsen
    September 29, 2013 #

    Hermosa Beach is in California where it is illegal to dump anything on the street — except clear water and live chicken feathers…

  7. Avatar for Anthony Larsen
    November 1, 2013 #

    In Tampa, Florida it is illegal to throw shoveled snow on a crosswalk unless you are naked.

    • Avatar for Anthony Larsen
      May 10, 2014 #

      Well, everyone knows you shovel snow MUCH faster when you are naked. LOL

  8. Avatar for Anthony Larsen
    Wing Wraith
    December 15, 2013 #

    Any time a law is passed, you will either lose some of your money in the form of a new tax to support some hair brain cause, or one of your freedoms will be turned into a rule or regulation. If Congress did nothing, it wouldn't hurt my feelings in the slightest

  9. Avatar for Anthony Larsen
    August 4, 2014 #

    congress can not take care of what they should be taking care of .

  10. Avatar for Anthony Larsen
    December 29, 2014 #


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